Ok. Now you just walked through the door, and wanna know what's up.
Well lemme tell ya.
Ok, life as a scrub ain't gonna be a picnic. You start at da bottom like everyone else. Ya got a charter scroll, and that is what has gotten ya through the door this far, so take REALLY good care of it. Ya lose it? Well...dat would be bad. Let's not think about that. /grin
Ya also got dis shiny rock. Yeah, kinda like a dull emerald hanging on some leather thread; Kinda glowy? Well, dat's your guild crystal. Ya just hold onto it, think about da person ya wanna talk to, and hey, if dey are awake, chances are ya can hear dem! This makes keepin in touch travelling a heckuva lot easier rather than us using carrier pixie or gnomish mail rockets. (The pixies were dang unreliable, always droppin stuff and meanderin; but da rockets had a habit of ...well.. explodin. Wasn't much fun, dat's fer shure.)
Ok. Now, we also have two places ya can hang out besides chattin to da guild crystal. One of these is the OUT OF CHARACTER CHANNEL. Don't ask me what it's for, I really dunno. Some gnomish ting, I think. But I hear a lotta strange talk come out of them, fer real. Now you and yours can hang out dere, but this ain't for everybody. If dey aren't in the guild, well... kinda a no-no. (New members will be given the channel name when they are invited. ~SS)
We also have one of the BEST taverns in Qeynos, the SPIDER! This was Brosha's joint, now run by da Knights at 4 Bayle Court in South Qeynos. The guild always gets together at around 7pm CST on Tuesdays. We hang, shoot darts, relax, swap stories, dat sorta thing. It's a lotta fun. If you wanna bring your friends, then go ahead! Just a few rules: 1) Behave yerselves, but keep ya steel. 2) No Flarkin, Stinkin, No Good, Freeporters or Scum-suckin, black-hearted, low-life Nerians, Undead, or Enemies o' tha City o' Qeynos! 3) Be ready ta make some pals and have a good time. It also has a REALLY big rock so ya kan chat with the folks there too. /Spider so ya can talk with folks chuggin brewskis as ya are slayin those orcs over in Zek. Oh yeah, make sure ta talk wit Reedeep about helpin him out with his studies, and be sure ta try the fondue. It's really good. /grin
Now say yer wanderin in da wilds, and ya need ta look for a group ta take down some baddies, but ya don't wanna get some chucklehead leet-speakin freeport high elf necro-monkey. Doncha worry. Dere is a tunin of da crystal dat ya kin use. /RPLFG. Ya talk inta dat, and ya kin usually find some folks willin ta help ya out!
Ok, now in regards to who we like and who we don't like. It's pretty easy. If they're from Qeynos, they're ok. If they're from Freeport, they ain't. If dey are from Maj'dul? Mebbe. If dey are from Neriak? Hellah no. How do ya tell if dey is from Freeport or Neriak? Well, if dey walks in da front door, and none of da local guards gives dem a hard time? Dey're ok. If dey has ta slink in through da sewers? Ya can smell dem a mile off. So can da guards too! Now I know there are exceptions to dis rule, but ya know that tabard yer wearin? Well....Freeporters and tha Nerians aint exactly gonna be stoppin to chit-chat witcha if'n dey catchya. They'll clap ya in irons and drop you in some diseased-ridden hole somewheres if you're REALLY lucky. So be careful.
All right, now ya know where to go, who to meet,who ta avoid, and now I'm gonna tell ya what ta do. BE ACTIVE! Help out around da gild! Talk wit yer gildies! Someone needs help? GO HELP'EM! Ya are walkin around Antonica and someone needs ya as back up? Well, go for it! Remember, when yer wearing our cloak, ya are out there ta help EVERYBODY. Even the little guys! Chances are, ya will make a great pal outta da deal!
Well, dat's about it. If ya have any more questions, then stop by the Gild Hall or give us a shout using the Guild Crystal. We're dere ta help ya out!
Good luck, and seeya in Norrath!
PS- Be sure ta get tha new kegs to tha Tavern by tomorrow evenin' from tha docks. Thanks.
*Slipps edits things to somewhat current, shaking her head at her former captain's grammer*
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